


Every time I walk through the door with a watermelon now, I get harassed about what it's going to be, instead of when are we going to eat it.
You just don't value clean hair enough until you break a limb and aren't allowed to shower for a week. (Almost) one down, seven more to go.…
I finally got my screen door (okay, security screen, whatever.) I've only been waiting three years for this door! I bought a porch light to go…
I think I need a bad fic intervention. I know there's a list somewhere along the lines of "I will stop reading when...." but I seem to…