gayeld (gayeld) wrote,

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Kick me!

Remember those "KICK ME!" signs that you and your friends used to put on each other's backs in grammar school?  Somebody has apparently put an invisible (at least to me) "HIT ME" sign on the back of my car because I was just rear-ended for the second time this year in that car.

Either that or there are a lot of Democrats out there opposed to Voldemort's candidacy.  Although, if it is that, why can't they hit the van instead, it has the same bumpersticker and needs to be replaced.

Also, what kind of idiot wears "driving shoes"?  Especially ones that apparently don't fit right.
Tags: god hates me, heavy sigh, idiot, uh oh, wtf?

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