I've solved the mystery of the vanishing honey bees. They all drowned in apartment complex swimming pools. I swear, they were throwning themselves in faster than I could fish them out yesterday. I'm pretty sure I rescued the same one twice.
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I blame Donny & Marie
I was just listening to “Deep Purple” (What? It popped up on shuffle,) and I realized that almost all of my sibling problems are their…
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Criminal Minds
How is this show still on the air? It has to be one of the worst thing I have ever seen. And I lived through 70s TV. I liked Three's Company! Every…
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1,948°F
The temperature of Dothraki soup. I need a new book.
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