I've solved the mystery of the vanishing honey bees. They all drowned in apartment complex swimming pools. I swear, they were throwning themselves in faster than I could fish them out yesterday. I'm pretty sure I rescued the same one twice.
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Ahhhhh
You just don't value clean hair enough until you break a limb and aren't allowed to shower for a week. (Almost) one down, seven more to go.…
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I think I broke my ass.
Ow. Ow, ow, ow. Ow. You'd think the near frostbite on my hiney last weekend (or two weekends before that or two before that,) would be enough to…
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Custody battle
Well, it's official. I've lost custody of my laptop to the kids. So much for my "No one under the age of 40 can touch it" rule.…
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