If your dog or cat had a mobile phone, who would be listed first on her or his speed dial?
Seeing as Drusilla never leaves me alone as it is, I'm gonna guess it would be me.
Ritualistic sacrifice, family style. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Every time I walk through the door with a watermelon now, I get harassed about what…
You know you've done Disneyland right when one of your kids is traumatized they start twitching every time they hear "It's A Small World. "
Apparently I'm the meanest parent EVER because I won't let Fred dig a tunnel in the backyard. Darn me for not wanting him to bury himself…