Technology is awesome
Ritualistic sacrifice, family style. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Every time I walk through the door with a watermelon now, I get harassed about what…
You know you've done Disneyland right when one of your kids is traumatized they start twitching every time they hear "It's A Small World. "
Apparently I'm the meanest parent EVER because I won't let Fred dig a tunnel in the backyard. Darn me for not wanting him to bury himself…