gayeld (gayeld) wrote,
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gayeld

You'll shoot your eye out!

I had to explain 14 different times today what happened to my nose (okay, two of those times were to medical professionals at Kaiser when I went in to get my tetanus shot.) At least five of those explantions were followed by "You're lucky it didn't go in your eye," and every single time I could hear Melinda Dillion's voice in my head chanting "You'll shoot your eye out!" I blame my mother and her obvious obsession with that movie.
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