gayeld (gayeld) wrote,

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Geez, I'm such an unbelievable idiot sometimes. *gently replacing bag of ice on nose*  I was out in my mother's backyard trying to knock this stupid plastic ring out of the tree for the kids, by so smartly tossing a broken rake up at it. Then the rake got stuck, which is when I got really extra special stupid smart and stood directly underneath it.  Three guess what happened then. Yep, fell, hit me in the nose, I have a big round cut on my nose in the shape of the end of the rake (and my mother has a trail of blood leading from her backyard, through the garage/family room/kitchen down the hall to the bathroom.)

Finley, the one who bugged me into trying to get the damn thing down, wants to know why I did that.
Tags: can't divorce yourself, idiot

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