. . . day two of the annual Spring Mow-a-thon and I wish somebody would explain to me, in a way that makes sense, why I thought it was a good thing to have yard that's over 1/3 acre. There's a weed back there that's actually taller than me. We'd lose Jenni if she went back there.
Mow, mow, mow your yard . . .
Ritualistic sacrifice, family style. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Every time I walk through the door with a watermelon now, I get harassed about what…
You know you've done Disneyland right when one of your kids is traumatized they start twitching every time they hear "It's A Small World. "
Apparently I'm the meanest parent EVER because I won't let Fred dig a tunnel in the backyard. Darn me for not wanting him to bury himself…